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Author's Notes / Summary:
Based on this drunk prompt: Other Kisses That Moonshine Still In Unit B Contributed To.
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“I’m going home,” said Miguel. He was completely wasted.
“Miguel, dumpling,” said Torquemada. “Sorry but you ain’t.”
“Shut up and kiss me, Maritza,” said Miguel.
How drunk was he? Alonzo was not one to waste an opportunity so he kissed Miguel.
“Maritza, hon,” said Miguel. “When did you get a dick?”
“I was planning on telling you about that,” said Alonzo in a high-pitched voice.
“Ah s’okay, as long as I’m on top,” said Miguel.
Mixing designer drugs with moonshine got Miguel horny. That was good to know, thought Torquemada and grinned wickedly.