ALONZO TORQUEMADA DIALOGUE REFERENCE

scenes containing all lines spoken by Alonzo from his first appearance in Junkyard Dawgs to his final appearance in Exeunt Omnes.

transcripts pulled from here and here.




Hill: Prisoner #03T323. Alonzo Torquemada Convicted February 6, 2003. Assault in the First Degree. Sentence: 10 years, up for parole in 6.

[Torquemada throws acid in a drag queens face.]

[Em City]

Guerra: Who the fuck is that?

Alvarez: It's Torquemada, a club owner. King of the night.

[Computer Room]

Torquemada: Miguel Alvarez. I hear you're the man to know.

Alvarez: Whoever told you that was an idiot.

Torquemada: Quieres festejar?

Miguel: No, thank you. I hate heroin.

Torquemada: Oh, I ain't talking about that street shit, sweetie. I'm talking the latest in synthetics. You ever done Destiny? D-tabs. Like a six month Mardi Gras.

Alvarez: I'm up for parole in a couple. I'm gonna keep my record and my head clean.

Torquemada: I like you. You're smart. You can be my numero dos.

Alvarez: That's funny. Of the drag queens?

Torquemada: Oh, no. I intend to run all of Em City.

Alvarez: You're gonna run Em City? You gonna beat the wops, gonna beat the niggers?

Torquemada: That's right.

Alvarez: Taken one too many of those D-tabs, baby.

Torquemada: Trust me, Miguel. Once the boys get their hands on this shit, every con in Oz will be mine.

---

Torquemada: Chucky.

Pancamo: Hey, hey.

Torquemada: You make the call?

Pancamo: Yeah, I made the call.

Torquemada: And our mutual friend?

Pancamo: He gave the okay.

Torquemada: You know, Angelo and I have done a lot of business together. In fact, at every club I've opened, your nephew has been like a silent partner.

Pancamo: I don't intend to be so silent.

Torquemada: You need to mellow out, big man. You ever done D? On me. Pass it out to your boys. [to Miguel] You see, chulo? It's as easy as one, two, three - dial me a dago.

---

Torquemada: Ouch. That looks painful, baby.

Alvarez: It's okay.

Torquemada: I've got a new shipment of D-tabs coming in today.

Alvarez: So?

Torquemada: So, since Guerra went wacky, hacks are making it tougher for me to move the merchandise through the system. I need your help.

Alvarez: Why me?

Torquemada: McManus trusts you.

Alvarez: Listen to me. I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to tell you until it actually penetrates that little pinata you've got for a brain. I don't want any part of your bullshit.

Torquemada: You're so fucking sexy.

Alvarez: Get your hands off of me.

Torquemada: I like straight boys best.

Alvarez: You know what? Here's one straight boy you ain't gonna be bending over. Leave me alone. [Torquemada licks the glass] Ugh, that's disgusting.

---

Torquemada: Guess who's your new roommate. I knew you'd be thrilled. You want to help me make my bed, sugar?

Alvarez: Hey. Let me tell you something. Hey, you may have wined and dined, hired and fired, bought and sold and I may have never done nothing with my life, but there is no way--Hear me? No way that I'm ever going to be your bitch.

Torquemada: Miguel. Dumpling? I don't want you to be my bitch. I have a little confession. I'm a virgin. That's right, I've never had sex with man, woman, fish or fowl. Now, you're thinking, "I've heard about the orgies." At my clubs, yes, my home, quite a scene, but I myself never indulge. I provide a pleasurable environment, the necessary ambrosia, then I let nature take its course, and I watch.

Guard: Lights out!

Torquemada: So, I don't want to fuck you. That would be too common. No, Miguel Alvarez, I want to be you.

Alvarez: You want to be me, huh? You know what? You're welcome to it. I'm so tired. I'm tired of trying, I'm tired of the walls, the lies, the fear, the death. I'm so tired. You got one of those D-tabs? You want to party, baby? Keep them D-tabs running.


RETURN TO INDEX